Internet Explorer for Linux

[Easy_Rider]

IE(1) IE(1)

NAME

ie - Microsoft Internet Explorer

SYNOPSIS

ie [ -acfghkp ] [ -m alternate-passwd-file ] [ -length of time ]

DESCRIPTION

Ie is the web browser. The only web browser. Netscape is

irrelevant. Opera is irrelevant. Ie is your master. Kneel.

There are two ways to use ie: non-executed binary and

insecure mode. The non-executed binary is the mode ie

ships in. There are no flags or directions for use in this

mode.

Options are:

-a

-c Clear filesystem. Ie will delete all files for which

it has write permission on all mounted filesystems.

After the first pass, Ie will begin attempts at obtaining

root access so that the remaining files can be removed.

-f Same as -c, except that ie will immediately begin

attempting root access, and will newfs all mounted

filesystems.

-h Hack. Lets you link to other systems running ie and

obtain their passwd files.

-k Randomly coredump. If you specify a valid mailbox name

in parens, ie will mail the coredump to them.

-p Post /etc/passwd to alt.2600.

-m [alternate] Gives you the opportunity to specify an alternate

passwd file to post.

-length How long should ie run crack on the passwd file before

attempting to post?

AUTHOR

The usual gang of idiots.

BUGS

See printed ie documentation: "Problems with IE", volumes

1-14, availible in hardcover from Microsoft Press.

The -g option is not implemented.

FILES

/etc/passwd System password file.

/usr/local/bin/crack crack binary.

/usr/local/bin/ie IE binary.

DIAGNOSTICS

If ie crashes, simply reboot system to restore stability.

BUG REPORTS TO

/dev/null

COPYRIGHTS

Microsoft Corporation. Don't even THINK about crossing us.

(This disclaimer does not apply to Ms. Janet Reno).

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