eskimos

[mogila]

Przychodzi eskimos do baru i mówi:

- Kelner, whisky!

- Z lodem?

- Nawet mnie nie wku...aj!

M

[Yeden]

Spragniony wędrowiec dotarł do baru w oazie na pustyni:

-Jest coś do picia?

-Jest.

-A co?

-Oranżada w proszku.

[Max Pain]

Dowcip z dluuuga broda.

[Yeden]

Wg moich ustaleń ma jakieś 36-37 lat.

[zergavis]

Ja dzisiaj dostałem coś takiego (sorry że po angoielsku):

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like. It is speaking English that kills you.

Pozdr,

Z